After School Lunch Date! || Puck | Quinn 

queenieoftheangels:

Quinn looked down at her plate, pushing the food around some. “There has to be a reason that I’ve been pregnant twice, yet I’m not technically a mother, Puck.” she told him in a voice just above a whisper. “It’s not meant to be.”

“Not yet.” Puck reminded her, waving his fork at her pointedly before turning it back down to his plate. “If you want to be a mother some day, you will be. Just not right now and that’s all there is to it.” He remained firm in his answer, not willing to accept any other sort of argument.

In A Galaxy Far Far Away | Puck || Blaine  

itsnotunusual-blaine:

Blaine smirked a little and moaned out when his neck was sucked on. “Sh-shit… y-you a vampire or something?” he asked almost breathlessly. He knew he would have dark hickies because of this and if Puck wasn’t with Quinn, Blaine would have done the same back to Puck. “Good god,” he moaned again before rolling them over and putting himself on top of Puck. He slid down the other’s body and looked at Puck before eyeing his cock. He stroked it a few times before sucking hard on the head of it, pumping the rest of the length quickly.

Puck groaned out a laugh at the vampire comment, eyes falling closed when Blaine turned them over. The second his mouth fell upon his dick, his hands found their way onto Blaine’s head, tugging at his hair forcefully. His mouth fell open, no longer having Blaine’s neck to focus on, and the more he licked and pumped his dick, the louder the moans that fell from Puck’s mouth became. “S-shit,” he gasped out, tugging Blaine back up to meet his mouth when he began to feel the familiar tightening in his abdomen. He breathed heavily against Blaine’s mouth, body nearly shaking with the amount of pent up energy he had.

Awkward With a Side of Coffee 

somepeople—aintkurt:

“Oh. Yeah. Okay, you can be Simba then.” Kurt said, punching him lightly on the shoulder. “Yeah, Zeus was powerful. But he sucked.” Kurt explained, remembering all the lessons Ms.Holiday had given them on the God’s. She had actually dressed up as half of them, that woman was crazy. “Maybe you’re not so suited as a Disney character, you’re too ‘badass’.” Kurt teased, putting emphasis on the ‘badass’.

“But everyone loves Disney,” Puck remarked, dismayed. “I could be someone from Pixar though, right? Or some badass comic book character? Dude! Can I be Yoda?” Puck looked over at Kurt, excitement clear in his eyes.

Awkward With a Side of Coffee 

somepeople—aintkurt:

“Oh, shut up!” Kurt laughed, shaking his head. “Oh gosh, Noah Puckerman as a Disney character? Let me think.” Kurt said seriously, taking a moment to think. “You could be Mufussa, from the Lion King, except instead of mane, you have a mowhawk?” Kurt suggested looking over at Puck and starting to giggle again.

“Wait, doesn’t he die?” Puck asked cautiously, “I don’t wanna die, dude! If I’m gonna die, let me die as, like, I don’t know, Zeus or some shit. He was powerful and stuff, right?” Puck paused. “Did he ever even die in Hercules? I can’t remember.”

In A Galaxy Far Far Away | Puck || Blaine  

itsnotunusual-blaine:

Blaine hummed softly as they kissed again and returned the force. He put his hands on the back of Puck’s head and held him there while he kissed and sucked his lips, already growing aroused once more. He could feel Puck getting hard again as well and smiled a bit against Puck’s lips before biting his bottom lip teasingly. “O-oh, I don’t think you’re prepared for what I got,” he teased right back, pushing his hips against Puck’s in the rhythm Puck set up, but with a bit more force and grind.

The buzz that went through Puck’s body from the vibrations from Blaine’s lips due to his humming drove Puck crazy—every little sensation was felt and he could barely handle it. “Prove it,” he growled out, moving his lips to suck and nip along Blaine’s jawline before taking proper refuge where his neck met his shoulder, sucking for all he was worth. Tight moans were threatening to escape from the back of his throat, but he swore them off, too focused on Blaine’s delicious neck.

After School Lunch Date! || Puck | Quinn 

queenieoftheangels:

Quinn rolled her eyes slightly at his response. “You honestly think that they would have a premiere for that kind of a movie?” she asked him with a smirk tugging at her lips slightly.

“Well I don’t know, but I don’t think that you’ll ever have to find out.” the blonde promised with a smile.  “Yeah. Maybe. Someday.”

“If Santana’s involved, definitely.”

Puck watched her curiously, “Maybe? You mean definitely, Quinn.”

In A Galaxy Far Far Away | Puck || Blaine  

itsnotunusual-blaine:

Blaine laughed lightly, letting his head fall back a little. “You horny devil,” he cooed, almost affectionately. “I can’t just go around not wearing pants,” he said with a grin. As they kissed again Blaine shivered slightly as his lip was bitten and his ass was grabbed. He moaned softly and licked his lips. “Mmm… bring it on,” he challenged the elder, hooking his leg over Puck’s hips.

The second Blaine’s leg fell against his other side, effectively straddling him, Puck’s mind was light years away. His hands rested on Blaine’s hips, pulling him in for an even harsher kiss. The more they kissed, the more skin Puck’s hands tried feverishly to memorize, his dick jumping to attention easily. In between kisses Puck smirked wolfishly up at Blaine, “Lemme see what you got,” taunting him as his hips began a slow roll.

Awkward With a Side of Coffee 

somepeople—aintkurt:

“You really think I look like Pinochio? Pinochio?!” He laughed, he had hoped to look more appealing than a wooden puppet, but he didn’t take it seriously. He looked away, but he could still feel Puck’s eyes on him, but he kept his face natural, he was used to people staring. He had walked down the hallway dressed as Lady Gaga, after all. But when Puck stared, he got little butterflies in his tummy.Slowly, they diappeared when Puck looked away.

“You’re the one who noted the resemblance first!” Puck joked. He waited a moment before speaking again, “Hey! What Disney character do you think I’m most like? C’mon, tell me the truth. I can handle it.” His trademark smirk adorned his features.

In A Galaxy Far Far Away | Puck || Blaine  

itsnotunusual-blaine:

“It’s not,” Blaine said, laughing a little. “I know they look hot on other guys, I just wanted to try. And Kurt said it was a good change from my uniform pants so… I just kept wearing them.” Blaine shrugged and laughed again. “Well… that would suck. Maybe I’ll get some looser pants…”

“No, no, no, no, no, no.” Puck promptly responded, “No pants is way better. Trust me.” He winked for emphasis before leaving over and pulling Blaine into a kiss, nibbling on his bottom lip just enough. The arm he had thrown over Blaine moved down so his hand could grab onto his ass, tugging their bodies together. His voice had dropped down to a harsh, heady whisper, “You ready for a round two, babe?”

In A Galaxy Far Far Away | Puck || Blaine  

itsnotunusual-blaine:

Blaine smiled a little then more when Puck kissed him. He nodded. “Yeah, I know,” he whispered. “But she won’t find out… So everything will be okay.” He smiled again just before he was kissed once more. “M-me?” he stammered then laughed. “I didn’t know I looked hot in them,” he said, looking to Puck with a goofy grin.

“Please tell me that’s sarcasm, because I have no idea why else you would wear those jeans otherwise.” Puck lowered his voice to a dramatic whisper before continuing, “I hear they can make your balls shrink!”